A Florida woman’s mugshot has gone viral, because she has the greatest nonsensical name in the history of all names.
Ladies and Gentlemen – Meet Cherries Waffles Tennis:
Cherries Waffles, or ‘Ms Tennis’, 19, was arrested for allegedly trying to buy a GoPro camera with a stolen credit card.
We have dedicated long office hours to working out how her parents came up with such a fancy name 19 years ago, and we think we may have cracked their baffling formula:
FRUIT + DESSERT + SPORT = TOTALLY AWESOME FANCY NAME
We’ve had some classic ones come up around here, so leave a comment with your totally awesome fancy name! Also, share this with your friends so they can all be jealous of what it says on this woman’s birth certificate.