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A Florida woman’s mugshot has gone viral, because she has the greatest nonsensical name in the history of all names.

Ladies and Gentlemen – Meet Cherries Waffles Tennis:

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Cherries Waffles, or ‘Ms Tennis’, 19, was arrested for allegedly trying to buy a GoPro camera with a stolen credit card. 

We have dedicated long office hours to working out how her parents came up with such a fancy name 19 years ago, and we think we may have cracked their baffling formula:

 

FRUIT + DESSERT + SPORT = TOTALLY AWESOME FANCY NAME

We’ve had some classic ones come up around here, so leave a comment with your totally awesome fancy name! Also, share this with your friends so they can all be jealous of what it says on this woman’s birth certificate. 

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