I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing kid in ‘Deliverance.’)
There’s a slight difference in our ages.
(I don’t want to do my dad.)
I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
(You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.)
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