Valentines day. You know that you really should give them a card, but you can’t stand the sight of all of the mushy poetic rubbish that you see in the shops. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

1. Straight to the point..

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2. Honesty is the best policy

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3. 

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4. “I’m saving the D for later”

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5. Yes please

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6. For that hottie you met on Tinder

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7. Damn straight you do!

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8. What better time to friendzone someone?

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9.

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10. For the Potter geek in your life

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11. Ducking autocorrect!

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12.

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14. 

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