This is what the Internet has been talking about after the weekend.
1. Cristiano Ronaldo unveils statue with a semi
Yesterday Cristiano Ronaldo unveiled a statue in his hometown, Funchal. They wanted to honour their star man, and chose to do so by giving him a big bulge on in the shorts. How did they think this wasn’t going to get ridiculed?
2. Muslim bride pays touching Sydney siege tribute
This image of a Muslim bride taking time out of her wedding to lay flowers for the victims of the Sydney siege has gone viral today. Manal Kassem placed her wedding bouquet among the thousands of floral tributes in Martin Place, where the siege happened.
3. Ben Haenow beats Mark Ronson to claim Christmas number one
X Factor winner Ben Haenow has won the race for the Christmas number one. He sold 214,000 copies of his single, Something I Need. The nation has been robbed of one of the most ridiculous Christmas number one’s ever after The Wealdstone Raider fell short and finished at number five.
4. Brussels sprouts epidemic
Vegetable-dodging children are in meltdown after it was revealed that Brussels sprouts crops are the best they have been for 10 years. Apparently, due to perfect growing conditions, they are also expected to taste better this year. Yeah, right, you can take your sprouts PR and try it elsewhere.
5. Someone has actually gone and made a video for Jingle Bells Batman Smells