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If you are scared of flying, cockroaches, or aliens then you’ve come to the wrong place.

1. A complaint letter written from the heart.

This is one way of letting people know what you think.

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2. London takeaway closed after cockroaches and mouse droppings are found

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The Golden Dragon in Plaistow, East London, was shut with immediate effect when they discovered the nastiness that was lurking. It is believed that the owners had been operating business as normal right up until the inspector saw what was going on. It is fair to say that locals may be a tad disappointed upon finding out what the secret ingredient has been all these years.

3. First time flyer opens emergency exit on plane to ‘get some air.’

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Thankfully the plane was yet to take off and they weren’t all forced to trial skydiving without a parachute. The passenger opened the door on the Xiamen Air flight from Hangzhou to Chengdu. Alarmed passengers naturally reached for their camera-phones first.

The inflatable emergency exit chute was deployed when the door was opened. The plane still took off on time and the crew forgave him after politely explaining that it wasn’t the done thing on planes.

He’s clearly been watching too many Die Hard movies.

4. Do we finally have proof of life on Mars?

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An instrument on NASA’s rover  that is currently on Mars identified spikes of methane that scientists believe may have come from bacteria-like organisms on the surface – and it could be the first alien life ever detected.

“This temporary increase in methane — sharply up and then back down — tells us there must be some relatively localized source. There are many possible sources, biological or non-biological, such as interaction of water and rock.” said Sushil Atreya of the University of Michigan

5. Sharon Osbourne’s tooth falls out live on chat show.

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