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No, we’re not talking out of our arse. Marisol Toribio (pictured) was allegedly caught stealing from a branch of Macy’s and stopped by staff.

Not wanting to be punished for her erroneous ways, Toribo is then reported to have taken a handful of turd from inside her knickers and smeared it on security guards’ faces who stopped her. Classy.

She obviosuly thought that would leave the security guards recoiling in disgust, but her filthy plan didn’t work. She was arrested whilst trying to leave the shop in Coral Springs, Fort Lauderdale, Florida. 

According to Local 10, she was subsequently charged with theft and tampering with or fabricating physical evidence. 

 

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