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PornHub have gone where no one else thought to by tapping into one of the world’s great unused pools of energy. 

You can probably guess where this is going. Pornhub’s ‘Wankband’ contains a kinetic charger that will generate energy when you’re doing the dirty, and can be used to charge gadgets such as iPhones. Here’s the big question, will teenage boys be using this as an excuse?

Pornhub says: ‘Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment. At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself.’

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