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Need help scrounging off of the state? Josie’s here to help! Young girls all over the country are now being encouraged by Josie to achieve their dreams by getting pregnant with a stranger and living successfully on benefits. Yes, really.

Famous for managing to get the NHS to pay for her boob job, Josie Cunningham has helped create a questionable new website to help young girls orchestrate un-safe and bizarre sex with seedy strangers with the aim of motherhood in mind. Why can’t they just go clubbing and achieve the same thing, you ask? Because Josie follows up with advice and guidance on how to successfully weasel the most out of their benefits. Charming.

” Parents gain more points in many councils’ scoring systems so having a child definitely helps. ” Cunningham told The Sun.

If that’s not enough, she recently admitted her melodramatic Christmas plans. She has whittled down the possible fathers of her child, Grace, to only three men; and plans to reveal the lucky chap’s identity on Christmas eve. Much like hit show ‘Dinner Date’, a christmas card will arrive at all three houses on Christmas eve. Only one lucky chap will find out he is the father of the baby that Josie almost aborted in her hunt for fame, and the other two will breathe a sigh of relief for sure.

“I have arranged for one of my friends to put cards through all three of their front doors late on Christmas Eve. I will photocopy the results then staple them inside a card. I will also change my mobile number at the same time and only the father’s card will have my new number inside. I feel that who ever the father is, he should be pleased that he has had such a beautiful daughter with me. ”

…. We’re speechless. What do you think?

 

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