“What’s the worst that can happen?” he might have thought to himself as he removed his clothes and forced himself onto his wife’s friend in her absence… Getting your penis bitten off is probably up there, Florin…
Florin Ionita, 53, was at a picnic with his wife, Maria, and friends on the fateful day. They were all enjoying the splendours of the park until his wife and their friends had to leave, leaving just him and Maria’s friend.
By the time Maria got back, she found him alone clutching his private parts screaming “Call an ambulance it’s going to fall off!”
Horrible, horrible stuff. What happened was that Florin had taken it upon himself to expose his “privates” to Maria’s friend and force them upon her before she promptly bit back. Literally.
When Maria called an Ambulance she made sure to tell them not to rush and gave vague instructions as to where in the park in Chisinau, the capital of the Republic of Moldova, they were.
The friend, 24, meanwhile has reported Florin to police, accusing him of attempting to assault her. Once he is released from hospital he will be questioned and faces up to five years prison time for the attack.
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