Summer; a season associated with happiness and generally loved by all as long as hay fever medicine is on hand. Well, apart from pale people.

Pale people live a surprisingly different life to what you’d expect. Here’s what we have to cope with on a regular basis…

1. Getting sunburnt… in January.

Defying the laws of British weather, that’s us.


2. Having people ‘endearingly’ refer to you as a ghost.


3. Total strangers expressing their concern about why you’re not sat in the shade.



4. Magically becoming invisible when anyone uses flash to take a picture of you against a white wall



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