1. Unobstructed access to your own toilet all day, every day.

999

 

2. Child-free sink facilities 

1093

 

3. This. None of this. 

1398

 

4. No one gets between you and your guilty online purchases

1399

 

5. Bed time means going to bed, not dealing with this horror show

1479

 

6.

1579

 

7. Your trashy TV choices remain unchallenged

1769

 

8. Your expensive make-up only touches your face

1864

 

9. You can bake without this happening

2056

 

10. The only thing in your house that resembles curry is the actual legit curry on your plate

2249

 

11. Your house doesn’t look the aftermath of a messy freshers night

3149

 

12. Interior design choices are entirely your own

4116

 

13. You decide when and where you paint

5108

 

14. Your tech gear remains un-chewed

6108

 

15. You can go to Disney World and actually enjoy it 

7104

 

16. You can spend time with people who appreciate your cooking

8103

 

17. The only person who p**ses on your clothes is.. well.. you.

11137

 

18. Is that…. poop?!

12113

19.

165

 

 

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