This list of 17 things that all broken-hearted people will Google takes you right from the tearful separation to the filthy depths of despair and eventually out the other side, almost.
1. Those first few days, when the bottle is your friend, your best and only friend.
2 – When you realise that you were perhaps a little naive and that forever is something philosophical, where as tattoo’s aren’t.
3 – When the bottle betrayed you, the son of a….
4 – When the fridge is empty and you’re scratching around for something to feed on
5 – The anger stage
6 – The new and better you stage
7 – The get out and go wild stage – men my to Eminem ‘Superman’ around now and veer in a very different direction….
8 – When you realise how much of your life you’ve been wasting.
9 – The relapse
10 – Which drags on longer than expected
11 – Rebound hunting…
12 – Except you’re not quite ready yet
13 – The I CANT LOOK AT YOU ANY MORE part of it all
14 – The leftover admin
15 – When you’re pretty much over it…
16 – Time for one last doubt
17 – And when you’ve finally taken that next big step…