Sit back and laugh at the possible satirical explanations for why you’re still single, like me:
1. I’d rather stay in than go out.
2. If I do go out, I’m not remembering the majority of it.
3. I don’t want to meet your family.
4. I definitely don’t want you to meet my family.
5. I can’t even commit to what I want for lunch.
6. I enjoy having the entire bed to myself far too much to share it.
7. I love my best friend more than I can foresee myself loving a potential partner.
8. I have a low tolerance for bullsh*t.
9. I’d rather hang out with my guy friends.
10. I have trust issues.
11. I have an unhealthy relationship with Netflix.
12. My afterwork schedule doesn’t allow for a relationship.
13. Romantic notions make me want to vomit.
14. I’d rather cuddle a pint of ice cream than a man.
15. I don’t know which I’m worse at: cooking or cleaning.
16. I want a relationship for all the wrong reasons.
17. I’m too picky.
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